Nowadays, especially with the availability of new beauty products available to us not to mention the clothes and various fashion accessories that are churned out almost on a daily basis, ladies would agree with me that we spend a large chunk of our income just to look pretty (not to even talk about the long hours of trying to find the best ‘combining formula’).
Now you can understand my irritation at the seeming lack of creativity among the male gender, especially when a guy walks up to you and delivers the sickest line ever (in the real sense of it). I would rest my pen here for a while and just ‘copy and paste’ some of my personal experiences……and below each pickup line is just what I wished I said to this guys (still angry that I didn’t)
Guy: You look familiar…do I know u from somewhere??
Girl: Of course! that nightmare you had the other day, that was me!
Guy: Do you live around this area??
Girl: Yes, I just joined the coven
Guy: Can i have your number?
Girl: Did you lose yours??
Guy: I work in an oil company
Girl: hmm…they accept empty heads in oil companies nowadays…Here I was wondering what happened to petroleum.
Guy: Can I have your pen?
Girl: The ink is dry, try hers
Guy: i would like to know you better
Girl: Really! i wish i could say the same
Guy: You are so beautiful
Girl: Yes Lucifer was an handsome angel…Jezebel too!
Guy: Lets read together so i can know you better
Girl: Come back next year, i might be dating nerds by then
Guy: I would like to take you to somewhere special
Girl: Really, I’ve been to hell and i love earth better
Guy:Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Right where you wouldn’t see me!
hmm….we ladies have done our part by looking beautiful now do your part and GET A NEW PLAYBOOK!