I Can’t Stand These Fake Churches & Men That Claim They Are Of God

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Men of God, are they still existing or did they all end with the great men in the Bible? Seen a lot of things lately and experienced them first hand. I know some Christian Fanatics will be raining curses on me by the time I’m done but hey thou shall not judge. The only man and woman of God I know right now is my father and mother for partaking in the miracle of making me with the grace of God and my mother for carrying me for 9 months. Hey we all must admit childbirth is some mad ass miracle. Apart from these instances I just don’t believe those men standing on pulpit preaching the Gospel. Yes some of them do justice to the word of God but at the end of the day it boils down to the offerings and tights. Even they make you feel guilty when you don’t have money to give and then they pull the Ananias and Safari card on you Bamm!!! If you don’t give 10percent you are disobeying God and “you shall die” I say what “you shall die!!!!”  I heard that a million times so I no longer give offering in church rather I give it to beggars after all “our bodies are the Temple of the Lord” so when I see my fellow Temple hungry and out on the street with no food, that’s where I rather give my offering.

Churches are now so business oriented that all the Pastor cares out about is having so many branches, nice suites and cars and they even preach it in church “Members do you want your Pastor looking bad.” Shut up and go get a 9 to 5 Job like us all too and quite the bullshiting and lazying about saying you are doing the work of God. I haven’t seen no miracles lately except for some crazy acts which I know the people are just involved with it, and well choreographed to deceive new members or they are just plain obsessed with their pastor that when he touches them they do that stupid fall and start jerking like possessed people. Of which you all can bear witness that the only time someone fell and acted like people in these recent churches was when Jesus was casting the demon out of the mad man. If the disciples fell like they do fall in this recent times, Paul and Silas would have been on the floor jerking till the guards come and lock the cell again. I have been in different churches and I’m yet to fall or see that pastor with the Golden touch. They get me so pissed when they perform a fake miracle and don’t even research well. Example ” Pastor this man has never walked his life since he was born and the pastor comes prays and does his shakara and say Stand up and walk and the man stands up and walks.” This is some lame as bullshit those of us in the health sector will tell you that a full grown man who went it to coma or even a man awake but bedridden for 9 months and comes out of it will have to go through rehabilitation to learn how to walk all over again not to talk of someone who never walked just starts jumping around “I am healed, I am healed” or how do you tell colors when you never even seen them and all of a sudden you are healed and you know the color of that chair? If you ask yourself, all these times you go for those convention how many people did receive those miracles and healing do you actually know in person. We never know them and their testimony is always like a stripper’s story, “I heard the pastor is good so I came to this church for miracle”

Funny enough you have a sick mother in the church and the pastor plays the “O ye man of little faith” on her, and then the poor woman keeps blaming herself and missing her diet for fasting though she has Type2 diabetes. I don’t even buy these pastors words for no reason because they doctor the word of God the way they want it to brainwash their congregation and their targets are always the barren women, poor people and light minded rich people who just want to be wealthy forever or the just plain crazy people that always think an enemy or an evil one is always against them of which here in USA you are just plain crazy… Look up “Paranoia.” All I do is just go to church and listen to the choir minister and say our Lords prayer like He thought us to pray. I told you some Christians will really hate me but I am just speaking my mind and making use of the knowledge my God gave me. If you think your pastor is such a man of God let him perform real miracles, part the red sea, feed people with 5 loaves and fishes, walk on water, pray and make an offering drenched in water to catch flames, heal the crazy man by the road side not waiting for them to bring him to church or for him to become a member of his congregation before they get healed or singing the stupid welcome song to new members telling them they have received a miracle for coming to the church today while the pastor is just smiling because the offering increases as the number of people increase.

It is always in Human nature to seek for the supernatural influence in their lives, at the end of the day forgetting that they don’t need no miracle from no man of God, because if God can work through him why not you, and you forget that everyday you are alive is one great miracle no can still explain. How and why the heart keeps beating, babies grow up to adults, mothers give birth all just by his grace. I personally think these Pastors are just showmanship men and at the end of the day demand for payment and call it offering, God doesn’t need our money. He said be your brothers keepers that’s why I rather give to the beggars. Jesus asked for no money at the end of all His sermons, neither did He have a church which He could have named “Jesus is Me Ministries” rather he went about healing people, giving them hope and reason to live again and not taking like these greedy pastors. If you want to see how greedy your pastor is tell him the money you have is all you have left. He will play the ‘poor Woman who had nothing’ card on you and say give it all to the Lord he will surprise you.

I just can’t stand these people who use the word of God for their own benefit. See him standing there preaching and jumps up and says the Lord just spoke to me now, How!!! When!!! Why!!!! if God speaks to you, it should be significant. Look at the burning bush with Moses, If God speaks to you, you should be raising the dead, you should be walking the part performing signs and wonders not only in your church and scheming on having some big ass church and 45 branches all over the world, amassing wealth from your congregation and yet you still have poor people in your church that give all they have. Yet you take their offering every Sunday and exploit them by telling them the Lord has a message for them which he gave to you. Some of you in USA will bear me witness with men of God advertising “Miracle eye drop, water, towel etc for sale “Call now and give your credit card details for free shipping” since when did the Holy spirit or miracle become a merchandise?

Finally I just can’t stand the folks that speak in tongues. It gets me so mad I just want to smack them in the face. Firstly tongues means languages. Language means mode of communication within a group of people that can be understood and translated. The Christians fanatics here now will be like “this guy is going to hell”, but hold your horses. When Jesus taught his Disciples to pray did he say “Roboskan ta toboo rekekekekeke rakakkaka poopo premseken taba” No damn it!!! You look and sound retarded speaking that, I always laugh in my mind and say these people are mad bugging out!!!!! Jesus thought us how to pray, He thought us our Lords prayer and that prayer is so powerful. Look at it again, it consist of all you want to ask for in life. Jesus didn’t teach them to pray FIRE! FIRE FIRE!!! Secondly on the day of Pentecost do you know how hard they prayed for the Holy Spiirit  to come down and take control but yet your pastor just smiles and utters complete rubbish from his mouth. ” Acts: 2 4-12″ (4) And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.

(5) And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven. (6) Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language. (7) And they were all amazed and marveled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans? (8) And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born? (9) Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia, (10) Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes, (11) Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God. (12) And they were all amazed, and were in doubt, saying one to another, What meaneth this?”

Translation in a common terms so some people will understand “its like a village boy who speaks only his native language who goes to France and Holy Spirit falls on him, he starts praying in a Big mall which has people from different nationalities, countries Germans, Africans, Spanish, Arabian, Egyptians who are not even Christians etc they stopped to listen and behold the hear him speaking their language. It was never said in the bible that the holy spirit came on the people who understood them speaking in tongues and they started hearing them”

Also you guys who will be mad at what I am saying now and make crazy comments and those who just fake it and lie and claim the Holy Spirit came on them should Remember “Mathew 12: 31- 32” “(31) And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. (32)Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.”

Me I can’t speak your “robocop friedrice skantobekrataka pooopooo praaaa” I just stick to the grace and our Lords prayer. So if your pastor can speak different languages that can be translated, part the red sea, Walk on water, counts the whole offering and gives to the poor, seen the vision of 9/11, asked Osama to come out of hiding or face the plague like Moses did Pharaoh, and raise the dead, hit me up at anyaehie0076@gmail.com I’d fly from New York to where ever to come worship in your church, if not don’t Judge me just pray for yourself because everyday. I’m alive to see my loved ones, breath fresh, have my two eyes, eat without being fed and go back to sleep is a miracle to me. I don’t need no fake as man telling me my miracle is on the way. Also don’t come at me with those miracles are for those old days times, if you think so listen to your self again and ask don’t you need men of God like those of the olden days that will really hear from God and order us to build an ark or spaceship before the world comes to an end or you want a pastor that just knows what time God needs your offering???????

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  1. I agree with you. I was once a Christian fanatic ready to chastise any non believer. I am glad I haber left the clutch of religion.

  2. nice one …..you really have said it all..LMAO @ Roboskan ta toboo rekekekekeke rakakkaka funny enuf it always starts that way….i believe in knowing whats in your bible and also knowing God for yourself and not depend on someone else to deliver a message to you from God…if he can hear God ,why cant you?hez got two ears and a mind just like you do…if you read your bible well,then you will realise that not everyone who quotes the scripture is really sane..i always thought the bible was a boring book but trust me there are fun versions that make it look like a novel..i may not be a spiro o but i know madness and bullshit when i hear it…my own father has fallen for some of these conmen in the past in fact he has been a heavy maga 3 freakin times and my family is yet to recover from it.

  3. My man, it is as if you took the words right out of my mouth. Funny and truthful indeed. Religion is nothing but a following, a following of man insanity. Friedrich Nietzsche once said that "Insanity in an individual is rare but in a group, it is a the rule", religion is no exception. All these pastors want us to not think and just believe whatever they say, hand over our money and line up their pockets. Can you imagine, in our country of Nigeria, many man are led astray. The politicians are stealing money by the duffy bags but we blame our problems on satan. We never admit that we have any part to play in our wretched ways of life. All these pastors are lining up their pocket from the labour of their followers, meanwhile their followers can hardly get by.

    Religion is nothing but mass hysteria leading to insanity. Even the bible wants us to think for ourselves, that's why it says "Beware of false prophets' but many are to shallow to see reality.

  4. Wooowww…talking of some crazy pastors, one pastor in naija wants me to get him a pair of shoes before this week runs out so that when he prays for me, I will secure the job I want!!! I was like… really??? In this 21st century??? Anyway, I made it clear that I AM NOT BUYING HIM A PAIR OF SHOES to have him pray for me! If he wants to pray…God bless his heart, but not at the expense of a pair of shoes. I asked my people to tell the pastor that in America, we call what he is trying to do 'EXTORTION!' I respect genuine men of God, but those fake ones…ahhh…God pass them! Thanks for your post 🙂

  5. My man, it is as if you took the words right out of my mouth. Funny and truthful indeed. Religion is nothing but a following, a following of insanity. Friedrich Nietzsche once said that "Insanity in an individual is rare but in a group, it is a the rule", religion is no exception. All these pastors want us to not think and just believe whatever they say, hand over our money and line up their pockets. Can you imagine, in our country of Nigeria, many man are led astray and believe that the country's ill can be solved by praying to God. The politicians are stealing money by the duffy bags but we blame our problems on satan. We never admit that we have any part to play in our wretched ways of life. All these pastors are lining up their pocket from the labour of their followers, meanwhile their followers can hardly get by. Living in big mansion, riding in private jets, taking vacations to exotic places while many of their followers are dreaming of this places.

    I have said it before and I will repeat again, "There is one christian, his name is Jesus Christ. All others after him are just imitators".

  6. I quite agree with you.However, there are still people called by God for his purpose that’re doing his work.I attend a church in abuja that’s got that and i’m happy with my level of success in life since I started attending. The pastor NEVER demands for more than ONE offering,infact,there’s little emphasis on offering.Ofcourse we’re taught to give and all that, but they don’t ring it in our ears like we owe the church. NO other offering’s taken apart from thanksgiving which’s 1 sunday every month,and ofcourse TITHE which is 100% biblical,and nothing or no one can tell me otherwise.

    The one problem i have with 21st century pastors is the emphasis on prosperity, as if that’s all that matters when people are daily going to hell!

    Another thing I believe strongly in is speaking in tongues,It’s a gift and some people have it. I however don’t believe it’s meant for everyone,it did happen to me,i found my self UNCONTROLLABLY speaking some languages i had no idea about. there was no start or stop or control by anyone(Like we have in most pentecostal churches, they tell you when to start and when to stop by an amen. i don’t think that’s biblical), it just happened and till this moment, i don’t know how it did. A friend of mine laid her hands on me and i was speaking rubbish and even laughing, she told me i wasn’t speaking in tongues then all of a sudden, the unbelievable happened.(let me add that I always mocked speaking in tongues when I was much younger. I thought it was for morons that blabbed rubbish) I agree people fake it and that’s wrong.I also don’t believe it has to start with specific”familiar” tenses like rababababa shookokoko, blah blah blah…seems like it’s practiced these days!

    Another thing I have to add is how people worship” their pastors and not God.I mean, i heard of a church tha got 2 men fighting over who was to hold the Pastor’s suit, or escort him e.t.c, seriously??? I’ve also noticed the obsession for respectby being called “mummy” daddy” e.t.cI don’t subscribe to that nonsense,and i seem like the last rude one standing, whatever! I respect you as sir, ma, pastor, that’s enough respect.here in nigeria,you’ll be blacklisted for not calling them like your parents,trash!

    Overall,I had a good laugh reading this because there’s lots of truth in it, but there are true men and women of God out there. Bottom line, stick to your bible and do as it says. anyone that preaches anything contrary to the word is not of God, or highly mis-led.

    Another thing i don’t understand is why some churches lay sooooooooo much emphasis on members becoming church workers. I had to run from a very very very very popular church in nigeria(names witheld) because of pressure for being a worker. For heaven’s sake,if i’m not called or convinced, why should i do the work of God in “his house” half heartedly? besides, not everyone can be a worker but they just don’t understand. The pastor even went ahead to say one day that some people have been in the church for about 2 months and won’t join the work force cos they felt too big,yet the workers keep complaining,they’re stalked,and even punished and i’ m like WTH????c’mon, seriously?nah! certainly not people like me.

    @Peace, that’s a fake, materialistic clone of what God intends for his people.which pastor demands for material things on members(thank God not mine) Miracles do happen but are NEVER tied to members giving all they have, not everyone can be like that widow that made her last meal and shared with prophet Elijah.I won’t attend that church again as long as that pastor is the head,they’re the kind of people that give Christianity a bad name.

  7. This was written by someone who lacks an understanding of biblical principles.. a person who thinks backwards… "A" leads to "B", A being the assignment and B being the fruits of diligent service. but whoever wrote this has the impression that "B" is the strictly the motivation for pastors.. I don't even want to start.. im logging off now..

  8. This article just shows how little you know about real christianity.You started by saying ‘thou shall not judge’yet that is just what you have done.Spiritual matters can not always be understood with mere logic,infact sometimes it may not make sense to the logical mind.
    While it is true that some charlatans has entered the christian ministry,there are still may geniune ones.By the way your article captioned Beware of False Prophets implies there are true ones because there cannot be falsehood if there is no truth.
    Someone with superficial understanding of scriptures will certainly be taken in by your perceptions.
    I will advise you not to foray in matters you know little about especially when it is spiritual.
    Tithe and offering are God-ordained not man made;speaking in tongues are scriptural though it may not make sense to you.Eventhough there are alot of counterfits and abuses but then the axistence of counterfiet is aproof there is original.Miracles are still perfomed today through the power of the Holy Spirit.
    If the pastor of your church is not geniune that does not mean all of them are the same;mine is geniune.
    And may I say this that it takes a spiritual mind to understand spiritual things.
    Are are you born again?

    • you are just little minded and mind you I do not or will never need your prayers, people like you read and never understand, Did what i write request for your prayers or did it sound like I am not a christain? at a point you where reading this you should have stoped if your little mind can't stand it. I guess you speak in tonges thats why you writing your comment. Thank God man is not God because you would strike me dead. Mind you, you are because you were born into it and if you say your religion is supreem what happend to the Indian man who says his God is supreem or other religions who have proof of existence of their religion just as we christians do. What happens to the little hindu child who has done no wrong than just be born on the other side of the world. You Dont even know your religion so dont come here and act holy

  9. Stopped when you said a man can't walk without rehabilitation.
    Once you start reasoning with science, you will always miss.
    As the bible says, it is given to some to know. Some not all. Until you know……

  10. Wow. I’m really surprised you feel this way. However I think it has to do a bit with your pastors.
    1. There are false prophets because true ones exist. You can’t make a fake if a real doesn’t exist.
    2.Miracles happen,the same way they were done in Jesus time. However what you believe is what works for you. Remember even the devil performs miracles.
    3.Speaking in tongues is a gift. A gift from the Holy Spirit. Then again if you do not believe so this statement makes no sense.
    4. When giving in church,focus on the blessor not the blessing. Because the blessing can go but the blessor will always add more. I.e give unto the Lord,if your pastor buys a car with the money,that is between him and God,just like your sins are between you and God.
    5.Yes God speaks to us all.but we are all at different stages of maturity.so what the pastor sees or hears may be more advanced than what a newly born again christian will see/hear.
    6. Please please.read the bible for yourself,ask God to give you understanding and the ability to accept his word as it is. God forbid an incident occurs that draws you closer to him.
    Read Jobs story. The devil was roaming the earth looking for whom to devour and 2 times God told him not to touch Job. The 3rd time the devil asked,God ALLOWED THE DEVIL TO HURT JOB. Don’t let God allow the devil to harm you.

    • Don't let God hurt me? Jesus hurt his deciple for not belving he has risen? you need reading the bible your self go to heaven n back what people speak in tonges in churches are fake. Acts: 2 4-12″ (4) And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
      (5) And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven. (6) Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language. (7) And they were all amazed and marveled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans? (8) And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born? (9) Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia, (10) Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes, (11) Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God. (12) And they were all amazed, and were in doubt, saying one to another, What meaneth this?”

  11. Okay lets get things straight a Pastor is so rich and yet has poor congregation dont forget they ammased the wealth for him and yet he does nothing in return than expand his churches to better countries that give offering in Hard currency. Look at this link both local and BBC to see that Nigerian pastors are rich like oil barons research done by forbes and bbc didnt belive their ears. I guess Christ came to rebuild the house of the Lord? and also said that our bodies is the Temple of the Lord so any brother who needs help, is down, broken, not repented, poor, homeless, sick is a broken temple Help rebuild that instead of enrich one stupid person. offering to God shouldn't be money, songs of praise and worship is offering. you pay or give money for transaction Jesus never asked for money after his sermons http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-13763339 http://talkofnaija.com/News/newsdetailsone.aspx?N

    • My man, hypocrisy is alive and well in that hearts of those who believe that they are right and ppl like us are wrong. They want to make themselves feel better by blaming some external source for their problems. How can a pastor who has no real job be making millions of dollars annually? Those who believe that these pastors's wealth is legitimate are no different from slaves who simply sit and do what they are told. I have said it before religion is the bastard child of capitalism because both simply exploit the masses for the benefit of the elite few.

  12. Its so true. These so called churches are fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my husband in one of these fake
    churches. I stay home and read the word from"YAHWEH" I love reading the word,I ask my Yahweh
    for understanding and it comes. I don't need a building to tell me about yahweh I just read.

  13. Whether you think this write up is surfaced or not, its plain truth. Tithes are biblical. In true churches, thats the only thing the pastor takes his income from, unless he's given gifts directly.Therefore, you can't blame their "over-emphasis". This does not justify it in anyway. There are always more fakes than original, it will always be; so, you need God to help you decide between churches. I consider myself a christian, and when asked "what denomination?" I'm like, where God is.
    To offerings. Over the years, i've come to understand that offerings are for church development- the repairs, reaching out, evangelism, miscellaneous and the likes- bible certified. but if you think your church is misusing your offering, go give it directly to those who need it. you don't have to wait for the next charity in time, who can verify the "givings" were delivered anyway.
    Speaking in tongues is not for all, at all. There are the reals and fakes, but it really exist. talk about a German speaking Yoruba at a conference when he's never left Germany. There are other means of communicating with God, and that thing about praying before you have it is not true in all cases. God uses the foolish to mock the wise. So, some have it without asking.
    In the end, the important thing is "study your bible not read it, pray to God, and let Him direct your path"
    let me take my own advice.
    B.T.W there will always be fanatics, get over it.

  14. Truth Teller, please, where do you worship in Abuja? I’m yet to find a Church where I’m at peace! I moved to Abuja in April, last year! Please, HELP!

  15. About speaking in tongues, we see through the Scriptures that whatever tongue (language of men or angels) that’s been spoken is understandable. When angels spoke, people could understand. There was no such thing as speaking without anyone interpreting as the Bible is clear about having an interpreter, and being silent when there’s none, and speaking unto the Lord (between you & God). We need to worship to His glory and for the edification of His Church; upon Scripture and not manmade doctrines! See 1 Corinthians 14, 1 Corinthians 12

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