Men of God, are they still existing or did they all end with the great men in the Bible? Seen a lot of things lately and experienced them first hand. I know some Christian Fanatics will be raining curses on me by the time I’m done but hey thou shall not judge. The only man and woman of God I know right now is my father and mother for partaking in the miracle of making me with the grace of God and my mother for carrying me for 9 months. Hey we all must admit childbirth is some mad ass miracle. Apart from these instances I just don’t believe those men standing on pulpit preaching the Gospel. Yes some of them do justice to the word of God but at the end of the day it boils down to the offerings and tights. Even they make you feel guilty when you don’t have money to give and then they pull the Ananias and Safari card on you Bamm!!! If you don’t give 10percent you are disobeying God and “you shall die” I say what “you shall die!!!!” I heard that a million times so I no longer give offering in church rather I give it to beggars after all “our bodies are the Temple of the Lord” so when I see my fellow Temple hungry and out on the street with no food, that’s where I rather give my offering.
Churches are now so business oriented that all the Pastor cares out about is having so many branches, nice suites and cars and they even preach it in church “Members do you want your Pastor looking bad.” Shut up and go get a 9 to 5 Job like us all too and quite the bullshiting and lazying about saying you are doing the work of God. I haven’t seen no miracles lately except for some crazy acts which I know the people are just involved with it, and well choreographed to deceive new members or they are just plain obsessed with their pastor that when he touches them they do that stupid fall and start jerking like possessed people. Of which you all can bear witness that the only time someone fell and acted like people in these recent churches was when Jesus was casting the demon out of the mad man. If the disciples fell like they do fall in this recent times, Paul and Silas would have been on the floor jerking till the guards come and lock the cell again. I have been in different churches and I’m yet to fall or see that pastor with the Golden touch. They get me so pissed when they perform a fake miracle and don’t even research well. Example ” Pastor this man has never walked his life since he was born and the pastor comes prays and does his shakara and say Stand up and walk and the man stands up and walks.” This is some lame as bullshit those of us in the health sector will tell you that a full grown man who went it to coma or even a man awake but bedridden for 9 months and comes out of it will have to go through rehabilitation to learn how to walk all over again not to talk of someone who never walked just starts jumping around “I am healed, I am healed” or how do you tell colors when you never even seen them and all of a sudden you are healed and you know the color of that chair? If you ask yourself, all these times you go for those convention how many people did receive those miracles and healing do you actually know in person. We never know them and their testimony is always like a stripper’s story, “I heard the pastor is good so I came to this church for miracle”
Funny enough you have a sick mother in the church and the pastor plays the “O ye man of little faith” on her, and then the poor woman keeps blaming herself and missing her diet for fasting though she has Type2 diabetes. I don’t even buy these pastors words for no reason because they doctor the word of God the way they want it to brainwash their congregation and their targets are always the barren women, poor people and light minded rich people who just want to be wealthy forever or the just plain crazy people that always think an enemy or an evil one is always against them of which here in USA you are just plain crazy… Look up “Paranoia.” All I do is just go to church and listen to the choir minister and say our Lords prayer like He thought us to pray. I told you some Christians will really hate me but I am just speaking my mind and making use of the knowledge my God gave me. If you think your pastor is such a man of God let him perform real miracles, part the red sea, feed people with 5 loaves and fishes, walk on water, pray and make an offering drenched in water to catch flames, heal the crazy man by the road side not waiting for them to bring him to church or for him to become a member of his congregation before they get healed or singing the stupid welcome song to new members telling them they have received a miracle for coming to the church today while the pastor is just smiling because the offering increases as the number of people increase.
It is always in Human nature to seek for the supernatural influence in their lives, at the end of the day forgetting that they don’t need no miracle from no man of God, because if God can work through him why not you, and you forget that everyday you are alive is one great miracle no can still explain. How and why the heart keeps beating, babies grow up to adults, mothers give birth all just by his grace. I personally think these Pastors are just showmanship men and at the end of the day demand for payment and call it offering, God doesn’t need our money. He said be your brothers keepers that’s why I rather give to the beggars. Jesus asked for no money at the end of all His sermons, neither did He have a church which He could have named “Jesus is Me Ministries” rather he went about healing people, giving them hope and reason to live again and not taking like these greedy pastors. If you want to see how greedy your pastor is tell him the money you have is all you have left. He will play the ‘poor Woman who had nothing’ card on you and say give it all to the Lord he will surprise you.
I just can’t stand these people who use the word of God for their own benefit. See him standing there preaching and jumps up and says the Lord just spoke to me now, How!!! When!!! Why!!!! if God speaks to you, it should be significant. Look at the burning bush with Moses, If God speaks to you, you should be raising the dead, you should be walking the part performing signs and wonders not only in your church and scheming on having some big ass church and 45 branches all over the world, amassing wealth from your congregation and yet you still have poor people in your church that give all they have. Yet you take their offering every Sunday and exploit them by telling them the Lord has a message for them which he gave to you. Some of you in USA will bear me witness with men of God advertising “Miracle eye drop, water, towel etc for sale “Call now and give your credit card details for free shipping” since when did the Holy spirit or miracle become a merchandise?
Finally I just can’t stand the folks that speak in tongues. It gets me so mad I just want to smack them in the face. Firstly tongues means languages. Language means mode of communication within a group of people that can be understood and translated. The Christians fanatics here now will be like “this guy is going to hell”, but hold your horses. When Jesus taught his Disciples to pray did he say “Roboskan ta toboo rekekekekeke rakakkaka poopo premseken taba” No damn it!!! You look and sound retarded speaking that, I always laugh in my mind and say these people are mad bugging out!!!!! Jesus thought us how to pray, He thought us our Lords prayer and that prayer is so powerful. Look at it again, it consist of all you want to ask for in life. Jesus didn’t teach them to pray FIRE! FIRE FIRE!!! Secondly on the day of Pentecost do you know how hard they prayed for the Holy Spiirit to come down and take control but yet your pastor just smiles and utters complete rubbish from his mouth. ” Acts: 2 4-12″ (4) And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
(5) And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven. (6) Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language. (7) And they were all amazed and marveled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans? (8) And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born? (9) Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia, (10) Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes, (11) Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God. (12) And they were all amazed, and were in doubt, saying one to another, What meaneth this?”
Translation in a common terms so some people will understand “its like a village boy who speaks only his native language who goes to France and Holy Spirit falls on him, he starts praying in a Big mall which has people from different nationalities, countries Germans, Africans, Spanish, Arabian, Egyptians who are not even Christians etc they stopped to listen and behold the hear him speaking their language. It was never said in the bible that the holy spirit came on the people who understood them speaking in tongues and they started hearing them”
Also you guys who will be mad at what I am saying now and make crazy comments and those who just fake it and lie and claim the Holy Spirit came on them should Remember “Mathew 12: 31- 32” “(31) And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. (32)Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.”
Me I can’t speak your “robocop friedrice skantobekrataka pooopooo praaaa” I just stick to the grace and our Lords prayer. So if your pastor can speak different languages that can be translated, part the red sea, Walk on water, counts the whole offering and gives to the poor, seen the vision of 9/11, asked Osama to come out of hiding or face the plague like Moses did Pharaoh, and raise the dead, hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org I’d fly from New York to where ever to come worship in your church, if not don’t Judge me just pray for yourself because everyday. I’m alive to see my loved ones, breath fresh, have my two eyes, eat without being fed and go back to sleep is a miracle to me. I don’t need no fake as man telling me my miracle is on the way. Also don’t come at me with those miracles are for those old days times, if you think so listen to your self again and ask don’t you need men of God like those of the olden days that will really hear from God and order us to build an ark or spaceship before the world comes to an end or you want a pastor that just knows what time God needs your offering???????
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